Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Worst Jokes Ever
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
The earth is flat.
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do retarded cops give tickets for?
Going over 45 in a potato zone.
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Porn *sex noises*
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.