Worst Jokes Ever
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
KSI driving ability.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
9/11
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Here’s my pun.
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.