Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
I put glue in a man :)
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
What’s the hardest part of a veggie to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!