Worst Jokes Ever
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"
I'm sorry m8.
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Jake Paul is some ass.
shaenaya
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
"Spell ICUP."
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."
He didn’t realize what was about to happen.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Tyson?
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.