Worst Jokes Ever
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
I suck dick.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!