Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse?
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the blind man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Yeah, not too bad at all, really.
William
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
"Jingle bells, Osama smells."
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
What's bright red and screams when you shake it? A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.