Worst Jokes Ever
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
At weddings, old people poke me and say, "You're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals.