Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Worst Jokes Ever
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
Ur mom gei.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."
Hail Satan.
............
Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
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