Worst Jokes Ever
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Me: Hey dad, I'm in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal!
Dad: Hi in debt, my dick got cut off, I have depression, and I am suicidal! I'm dad!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.
Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!
Wait, what Billy?
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.