Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Laugh.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.