Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

Why is the sun red today?

The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.

You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.

A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."

I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.

What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.

What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.