Worst Jokes Ever
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
This site.
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
Elephant
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
My chance of finding love.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.