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Worst Jokes Ever
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Two baby seals walk into a club.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
Oof, you're gay!
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Hey updog!
What's updog?
(Laughter)