Worst Jokes Ever
Wow, that is so sunny!
Your face and your life.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
What the hehehehehehe?
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A. Depends how thin you slice them.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
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