Worst Jokes Ever
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
You are all going to be pun-ished!
These aren't funny.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!