Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
I was eating this girl out the other day and I tasted horse semen... I looked up at the girl and said “that’s how you died, grandma!”
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
Your mom.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Go commit neck rope.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Beans