Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Kid starts shooting people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, "Just for that, you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try!"
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
"Tayam, I am."
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
Psyonix's OCE servers.