It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"