Worst Jokes Ever
I love my family when they're buried alive.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
How do you get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal.