Worst Jokes Ever

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.

You know bins????

They're trash!

What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.

Doctor: "I have good news and I have worse news." Patient: "Well, what's the bad news?" Doctor: "You have one day left to live." Patient: "What news could possibly be worse?" Doctor: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!"

"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

Kid: I'm hungry.

Dad Bot: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Teenager: I'm Hitler did nothing wrong.

Dad Bot: Hi Hitler did nothing wrong, I'm dad.

Nazi: Finally!

"Knock knock?"

"Mustache."

"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"

What's between a wife and a husband?

A divorce.

Why does the Sun go to school?

Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.

"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."

Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.

So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"

Do you get it? SEArch.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The look on their face when you're nailing them.

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender.

What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?

Realizing you only put in 4.

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

Daddy.