Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

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  • Why should you never fart in an Apple store?

    Because they have no Windows!

    Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?

    Good thing it was a "soft" drink!

    How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

    Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.

    You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.

    When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.

    When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!

    What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.

    Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?

    Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."

    What do you call a mosquito in your language?

    We don't call them, they just come and bite.

    If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

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  • Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?

    These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.