Worst Jokes Ever
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.
Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
KSI driving ability.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.