Worst Jokes Ever
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
So, there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here, so take your drink, mates, and fuck off."
He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense," replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, he's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!" He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink, he opens with, "Say, aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
My penis.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Anime cats.
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
My life.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?