Worst Jokes Ever
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
I like unicorns.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
Bean.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.