Worst Jokes Ever
Willies.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
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The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?