Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why is the B so cool? Because it’s in between A and C.
What’s the hardest part of a veggie to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
God said, "Let there be light," and it was lit!
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
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What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.