Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

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Their knees.

*Ba dum tss*

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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"

What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?

I don't eat the fruit.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I know he LCD'd them and all, but I have been tripping all day.

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.

She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.

Some moving men had just begun their day's work.

The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.

The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"

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