Worst Jokes Ever
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That's why she is my friend, after all!
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
I tried to catch fog yesterday...
Mist.
You really gay. No questions added.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Asian without "As" is just sin.