Worst Jokes Ever
I got nothing.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Don't bully.
My dick itches.
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Want to hear a joke?
Fortnite.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.