Worst Jokes Ever
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
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BAD!!!!!!
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
Boy, you gay?
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.