Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
Worst Jokes Ever
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Ariana Grande
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.