Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
Oof.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.