Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
A man walks into a bar... Oww!
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Your Da.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.