Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
FIERY LOS
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Your own life, hah!