Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
Worst Jokes Ever
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
That camping trip was in-tents.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A murderer.
A murderer who--
Is cut off by being murdered.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
What do Doges like? Memes.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Depression medicine and therapy.
GO AWAY!
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."