Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
Worst Jokes Ever
The morbid jokes on this site.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Women’s rights.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
Bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
How long does it take a baby to cook in the microwave?
I don't know. I close my eyes when I masturbate.
Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
A man gets an email from his doctor.
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tomorrow."
The man thinks to himself, "Oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Why is there AC in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.