Worst Jokes Ever
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
You're gay, except it...
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9, my basement is still dark!