Worst Jokes Ever
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
He he he.
Yo mama is soooooo fat that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Don't bully. Lol.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.