Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.
Your mom.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Go commit neck rope.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Beans
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Me holding a new cat: Say hi to my little friend!
My friends: Hi to my little friend!
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.