What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Anal.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Dead people jokes are the best, they're ground breaking.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Why did the lion lose the race? Because he was playing with a cheetah.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)