Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
I'll never forget my brother's last words: "Why is there a revolver in your hand?"
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
Because he comes once a year.
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Ali A's face.