Worst Jokes Ever
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off its head.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
Your d*** size...
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
Stop bullying.
How to stop bullying?
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.