Worst Jokes Ever
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
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Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Your momma!
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.