Worst Jokes Ever
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
Guns control.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a chair.
And a table.
How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
I get more care packages than Africa.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.