Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
My life...
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
These gags are killing me!
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."