Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!