Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
I suck dick.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.