Worst Jokes Ever
My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg.
She got really scared and yelled at the doctor, telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
How did a blonde commit suicide?
She jumped from the basement window.
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
Willies.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
lgjhkfgjghlfimh nvRFEDSGZXC7M HUFTDRGCZX ITGFRYDHSC 98I.UKJNTGYFHV O0.IL,KM bnjhsvuxvyhgu6t7jn5rrrrrrrrrrnj