Worst Jokes Ever
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
God.
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
6jhyrgeda.
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?
I eat ass.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My girlfriend broke up with me today, but it’s ok.
She said we can still be cousins.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.