These aren't funny.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
You are the joke.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
priyanka
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"But I'm not dead yet!"
"But we're not there yet."
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"