Worst Jokes Ever

You really gay. No questions added.

I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.

Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork-chop!

A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.

I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.

Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?

Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.

"Subah" means morning.

Asian without "As" is just sin.

RIP K.

When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.

Cyber bully: Your mom giey.

Me: nO U

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

A doctor is at a bar one night and notices a young lady at the counter. He approaches her and says, "Hello there miss, pardon my intrusion, but I was curious to know, if someone were to pay you a million dollars to sleep with them, would you?"

The young lady smiles and says, "That's a lot of money, of course, I would."

The doctor smiles and says, "That's interesting, but what if someone were to pay you 5 dollars to sleep with them, would you?"

The young lady says, "What, are you joking? That's no money at all. Of course, I wouldn't. What do you think I am?"

The Doctor smiles again and says, "We already established what you are, now we're trying to establish a price."

What's yellow and can't float?

A school bus full of children.

What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?

With a pitchfork.

What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"

When the school lets you near children again...

So today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... Hhah.

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.