Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
My father is like Houdini. When he heard his girlfriend was pregnant, he disappeared.
Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?