Worst Jokes Ever
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.