What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
Worst Jokes Ever
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Kyle's penis is small.
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
Me, myself, and I.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.