Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
FIERY LOS
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Your own life, hah!
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
A man walks into a bar... Oww!
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.