Worst Jokes Ever
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
You're gay, except it...
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.