Worst Jokes Ever
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
How many genders are there? One: Men! Women are property!
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."