Worst Jokes Ever
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”
Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”
Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”
Ex-girlfriend: “20!”
Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”
Want to hear a joke? My life.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
I like my women like I like my eggs.
Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.
We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Yeetus.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.