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Worst Jokes Ever
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?
Because he doesn't listen to it!
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Justin.
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose.”