Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What’s green, fuzzy, and falls out of a tree? A pool table.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!