Worst Jokes Ever
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
Ligma.
Balls.
I love my family when they're buried alive.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.