Worst Jokes Ever
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
Levi and Andrew are fat.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."