Worst Jokes Ever
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What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
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Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable!
Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass!
The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”