Worst Jokes Ever
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
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Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.