Worst Jokes Ever
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
Déjà Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
My life...
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.