Worst Jokes Ever
A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
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God: (creating elephants) Make it big.
Angel: How big?
God: As big as my d--
Angel: Whoa!
God: Fine, 10 feet tall.
Angel: That's big bu--
God: Put a long thing on its face.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.