Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

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    • The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.

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    • Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.

    One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.

    Where are the others?

    They're in his freezer.

    So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."

    A man gets captured by cannibals.

    Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."

    Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

    I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"

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    • I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3