Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
A joke.
U.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Dark Jokes R Like Puppies:
Once they come out they are trash, but once it starts to get older, that’s when it’s noticed, but when it gets too old, you either proclaim it dead or never talk about it.
(I would never do that though I love puppies)
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Fortnite
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping.
Mom: No, honey, I killed him.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.