Worst Jokes Ever
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What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
My parents love me.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog's finger.
My grades.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?