Worst Jokes Ever
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
One day, this dad and his son went to a basketball factory, and the son said, "I want to buy some balls." The dad said, "What for?" The son said, "So you can have some balls."
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
Isaac