Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Worst Jokes Ever
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
KSI driving ability.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.