Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Find Jaiden.
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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.
Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
Keep calm and curry on!
A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
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