Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
Why does my dad hate me? Really, please tell me, I'm tired of the constant abuse and pain.
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.