Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
At weddings, old people poke me and say, "You're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
A father of a young girl comes to meet the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried!