Worst Jokes Ever

Two antennas met on a roof and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?

Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

"Spell ICUP."

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.

My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."

He didn’t realize what was about to happen.

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Tyson?

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:

98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!

1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.

Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.

My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

I like unicorns.

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!