The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
Joke
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
I'm autistic.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.