Worst Jokes Ever
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
This joke is short... like your dick!
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
You're dead inside.
(Stabs him 23 times)
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
A man found out that he was going to die.
A German doctor comes in and says "you have 10 more". The man yells out "10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!". And the doctor says "No seconds". And the man says "9 SECONDS!!!" And the doctor says "Nein. Ten seconds". He asked "How many seconds do I have to live 10, 9 , or...?"
Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂