Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
Verga.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
Wow, that is so sunny!
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
Your face and your life.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Look in the mirror. There's a joke for you.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
What the hehehehehehe?
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
Q. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A. Depends how thin you slice them.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.