Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Worst Jokes Ever
I have friends.
Boggy
I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Q: Give a man a day of therapy, he'll be sad for then and on.
A: Give a man a noose, he'll be sad for the rest of his life.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.