Worst Jokes Ever
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!