Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

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    • Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

    Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

    Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.

    Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.

    Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.

    Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?

    Because she wanted to join the Brownies.

    With a poke-poke here,

    And a poke-poke there,

    Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!

    I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.

    I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

    I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.