Worst Jokes Ever
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Want to hear a joke?
Fortnite.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
...
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Yeet.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).
What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I know he LCD'd them and all, but I have been tripping all day.