Worst Jokes Ever
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
What do you call cringe?
You.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"
I answered, "6 feet underground."
I fucked your girl.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕
Raffie?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!