Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.
Hmmm.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
I got nothing.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Don't bully.
My dick itches.
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.