Worst Jokes Ever
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Carter is a pussy.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!